Disney Princess Haveing Sex With Disney Princess

I used to post these on the Disney Prince club but that spot looks dead :( I already did The Disney Princes I would settle down with but I don't really like it now, when I re-read some of my old articles, I sometimes cringe. Personality is more important than looks but I can't really marry someone I'm not attracted to. I'm going to make this short because it can get offensive. I saw JNTA1234 doing this with the Princesses and I laughed a lot so here we go...

One song my heart keeps singing for one love only for you.

The Prince - Kill
I love The Prince and I would love him to serenade me with his beautiful voice. He's so romantic and dedicated but he looks too feminine for my taste and I don't even know if he'd be a good father.

So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of.

Charming - Kill
I don't hate him by any means but he shows off lazy/forgetful tendencies, I can't be with someone with both of those traits. And his looks aren't that great either, very bland looking.

Now, father, you're living in the past. This is the 14th century!

Phillip - Marry
A cute guy like that slaying a dragon for me will surely steal my heart away. Phillip doesn't care about social class and he does everything he can to get what he desires. While following his heart, he's still very faithful.

Believe me, Grim, when I find the right girl, I'll know.

Eric - Marry
Eric is so sweet he makes my heart melt, he has his mind set on marrying that one girl. I love his approach towards Ariel and he's an all around good guy.

Oh, it's no use. She's so beautiful, and I'm... Well, look at me!

Beast - Kill
Don't get me wrong, I like Beast a lot, he's great. It's just that I wouldn't be able to deal with that temper of his and I don't find him very attractive.

Jasmine, I tried to tell you... I just...

Aladdin - Sex
Aladdin is soooo cute, but his lies are not so cute. He'd be fun to hang around and he has redeeming qualities but I don't think I'd want him to take care of my children.

Come with me?

John Smith - Kill
John would be a good father figure and I do respect him but frankly, he's just not my type personality wise and look wise.

Captain Li Shang. Hm. Leader of China's finest troops. No, the greatest troops of all time.

Shang - Marry
Yeah, like this is a surprise from me, I think Shang is hot as hell. He is disciplined, respected and has a good work ethic. He perseveres and does whatever it takes to protect the ones around him. That's exactly the type of guy I'm looking for.

Just one, unless you beg for more.

Naveen - Sex
Naveen is hot but he doesn't have the qualities I look for in a husband, at all. I like guys who are more serious than that, there is such thing as too much fun. Also, he'd probably get on my nerves because he's conceited.

You were my new dream.

Flynn - Sex
This one was harder because I love him, I think he's so handsome and Eugene is a good person. I believe he was truly in love with Rapunzel and all but he's not very honorable.

Disney Princess Haveing Sex With Disney Princess

Source: https://www.fanpop.com/clubs/disney-princess/articles/221336/title/disney-princes-sex-kill-marry

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